More Mysterious Emails

Does anyone else get these oddly worded emails? I have no idea what the spamers are trying to accomplish, or who they think they're fooling. Here are some examples:

Ford Darrington
to me
More options 25-Oct (1 day ago)

Hi,
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Yes, one off to your left. Roughly the same distance youve walked
Usually, by the time I had exited the launch, he would be calling me.

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Alida Withey
to me
More options 08:34 (14 hours ago)
Hi,
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really eye-bugging time for the tourists.
be less trouble to them if I were safely dead. And there were only

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Anu Rasheed
to me
More options 07:30(15 hours ago)
Hi,
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one to each of my companions. Find out if any of the Paradisians have
Yes it will. I pointed to Floyd. Ask him about the strange things

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Hi,
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Jim-and Floyd and Steengo. Welcome Stainless Steel Rats. Your fame has
long on linguistics but are certainly short on extrapolation and

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Zahida Gammon
to me
More options 22-Oct(4 days ago)
Hi,
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they will learn by observation. Now we begin . . .
topsoil while I saw her squeezing and squeezing on the trigger; her

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Kora Schueller
to me
More options 23-Oct (3 days ago)
Hi,
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the best night vision in the fleet.
Good as done. Ill get the Admiral on it at once.


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The Admiral? I swear I have never, nor, God willing, will I ever actively seek good deals on Viagra. And I have certainly not looked for deals on "VIEAGRA" or "VlbAGRA."