Mundane Post Part III

This will complete the Mundane Post Trilogy, as it will no doubt come to be called by future generations.

What happened today? Not much, really. I just finished reading a story about a New York Yankee fan plummeting forty feet from the upper deck of Yankee Stadium last night. I don't know, it just seems par for the course for Yankee fans. Fortunately or otherwise, he was not hurt since he landed on the safety net. If this sounds mean-spirited, please know that he did it on purpose. He was then arrested and charged with reckless endangerment, criminal mischief and a whole slew of other dumbass-related charges. Had he run out of D-cell batteries to throw from the upper deck at any non-Yankee human being within range, and while looking for substitute ammunition, found only himself? Had he actually confused himself for a D-cell battery??