Nintendogs? Meet "Nintengirls."

Wow, Nintengirls! Part of me wishes this was real. It's not that I'd actually buy it or anything. I mean, I might set up an account on Gamefly.com, get a new P.O. Box address and rent it. Okay, not even. I'd probably just steal a copy out of morbid curiosity. Because what would be the point of this game? I mean, besides... well, you know. In Nintendogs, you raise a dog from a puppy. What would you do here? Raise girls? I won't even get into the potential touch-screen applications.