At This Very Moment

Right now, I'm sitting behind a MACKIE 1402 14-channel mixer here in the hotel ballroom maintaining mic levels for a group of clients. Their keynote speaker up there is Drayton McLane, owner of the Houston Astros. Should I screw up his mic levels? Maybe cause loud feedback? He's pretty old and he might have a heart attack, thus, perhaps, changing the dynamics in the NL Central. Nah, that'll just empower them.