President of the United States of America, Christopher Walken?
First, let me say that this has all the benchmarks of a hoax, but according to http://walken2008.com/, Christopher Walken has announced his bid to run for President of the most powerful nation in the world. And why not? I've always held, firmly, that one of the villains from Batman Returns should be President of the U.S. one day, and it sure as hell ain't gonna be Danny DeVito. That leaves Michelle Pfeiffer and You-Know-Who. Now, eliminate anyone who was in Wolf and To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday, and I think we have a pretty obvious choice.
Besides, if America isn't a country where you can't use your wealth and fame to become its leader, then America is no place where I don't want to live (??).
posted by Clint at Monday, August 15, 2005
4 Comments:
Oh, just wait until the the press digs into his dirty past. People will discover "The Country Bears" and his hopes will be dashed.
What this country needs is more cowbell!
Didn't he kill Natalie Wood?
Don't believe it!!
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